“Tom, Steve, and Bob were driving a car. But the gas ran out in three seconds. So, Bob went to get money.”
Tom, Steve, and Bob were driving a car. But the gas ran out in three seconds. So, Bob went to get money.
“Bob is dumb,” Tom said.
He took some quarters out of his pocket, filled the tank, and both of them took off in the car. Steve was dumb too. Let me tell you why.
“Let’s run this cliff,” Tom said.
What do you think happened? They missed by 300 feet.
Presenting… the three stories about Tom, Bob, and Steve…
So, Steve came along, crashing with Tom because he thought Tom was stupid. Anyway, Tom went back to the garage to see what was happening to Bob. But when he got there, all he saw was an armored truck with a heavy machine gun or a four-DC Tri-blaster rifle. He didn’t know which one.
“Hey, Tom,” said Bob, “I pickpocketed a rich dummy who was smoking.”
“Gimme that money!” said Tom.
Steve came to see what was going on. “What are you doing?” Steve said.
Bob literally crushed Tom and rolled away.
“Let’s team up,” said Tom.
So Tom and Steve bought a wrecker truck and sped up to the heavy truck and burned a tree so that Bob couldn’t get away.
“Hey,” said Bob.
“Stop trying to burn my… Boom!”
“Wrong type,” said Tom.
“Sorry.” Steve smiled.
Tom was actually trying to invent a potion that would blow up anything and was called a super TNT. It would have been able to blow up Bob’s truck, except for a tiny problem. How do you get into Bob’s truck? So Tom tried to use his brains, but he ended up getting blown up and flew into Steve who went driving like crazy, and literally died.
Meanwhile, Bob entered the story. Tom and Steve bought a car with the money Tom stole when he head-dived into Bob’s truck (thank goodness) and made a run for it. They drove all the way into the city. Just then, the car ran out of gas. So they ran to the police office and busted the safes to steal the money so they would strike it rich. Meanwhile, the villain enters the story. Officer Thug went inside and saw Tom and Steve.
“What is going on here?” he said.
He was a regular person and a skilled officer. So Tom and Steve were locked in jail playing with VR goggles. Since Tom and Steve had snuck into college, they were also fumbling with potions. Tom was making a poison potion to kick the guards in the butt. And Steve was trying to make a hole in the cell. First, Tom enchanted a bow and shot both guards in the butt. Steve invented a chain saw and sawed through the whole cell.
“We are free!” said Tom and Steve.
And they rushed out of the prison. Tom got an enchanted diamond sword and armor. They were in Minecraft! (They were in it all alone.) Tom went to rob some clothes because there weren’t any cops around now. Tom head-butted some dudes.
“Hey, I found a good place to make a house,” Steve called out to Tom.
It was an old castle. They gathered up their trusted team and fixed everything up. Soon, it looked awesome and even had an epic potion room. Tom and his friends were bombing other cities and crushing enemies they didn’t like. They burned cities until they rusted. Soon, they were making complicated potions and enchantments. Tom was the engineer, and Steve was the leader. Everybody was alive and had everything they needed, so they all were wise and kind of strong.