“Do I have a pet turtle? YES. I bought him perfectly YESTERDAY, which was twenty-four hours ago in my time. I wanted to have something in case the chimney was gone.”
THE MISSING GARDEN
Hi I’m Caden. Remember [it changes everyday] not to ask my [I count time differently] age. I am a good swimmer. In the ocean there is a brick wall. Each brick is a different color. If you touch the wrong brick you will get trapped in a brick [same color] wall. Inside there is no ocean anymore. It is la la lupsy land with mount [the fruit] everzest. I HAVE A MESSY GARDEN [it is in weird places] with beautiful plants and foods people take and eat, and/or sell at day.
Zzz. I woke up, I went outside… my garden was gone! Wwwhaaahhhttt. The garden, not the plants! Somebody stole my garden. I climbed my house [I am good at climbing [grabbing on, not walking] walls] to the roof.
“Who stole my garden?” I asked.
My magic chimney said, “Stinky Fat Fart Guy ate it.”
I was a little afraid that he might eat someone else’s garden.
THE the the the END eeennnddd.
DO NOT MISS THE NEXT BOOK: THE MISSING MAGIC CHIMNEY
BOOK TWO #2
THE MISSING MAGIC CHIMNEY
Do not miss the next book, The Missing Pet Turtle, book three.
THE MISSING PET TURTLE
Do I have a pet turtle? YES. I bought him perfectly YESTERDAY, which was twenty-four hours ago in my time. I wanted to have something in case the chimney was gone. He lives in a GIGANTIC TANK.
Zzz. I could not find him. Since he was big, he might be far away from where I am looking. I jumped into the tank and put on a scuba-diving outfit. I swam and he was gone. OH NO! My magic chimney is still in the Philippines. My pet turtle was one of the things I cared about.
Zzz. A medium white envelope was floating in the tank. The letter said, “Dear CADEN, All your strawberries disappeared. From, THE MAGIC CHIMNEY.”
Their was a hole in the word “your.”
Zzz I woke up another envelope was in the tank. The letter said, “DEAR CADEN, One turtle is in the ocean. From, the Magic Chimney.” There was a hole in the word “turtle.”
Zzz. another envelope was in the tank. The letter said, “DEAR CADEN, THE MERMaids wanted TO EAT BANANAS. FROM, THE MAGIC CHIMNEY.” There was a hole in the word “wanted.” Zzz. another envelope was in the tank. It said, “YOUR STRAWBERRIES WANTED TO SEE ME.” There was a hole in the words “to see me.”
THE CODE said “MY TURTLE WANTED TO SEE the Magic Chimney.”
Next book: The Missing Mountain
THE MISSING MOUNTAIN
Now the Magic Chimney came back. I told the Magic Chimney, “Take care of my turtles. I bought another one and I named the green one ‘Tur,’ and the blue one ‘Tle.’ I’m going to dinner on Mount Everzest.”
I went to a restaurant called Dancing Bananas and Chickens!!! The menu was:
CHICKEN CONGO LINES $5.00
CHOCOLATE BANANAS $7.00
FRIED CHICKEN $9.99
FROZEN BANANAS $4.99
BANANA CHICKEN $20.99
FRIED CHICKEN $6.43
FROZEN CHICKEN $1.10
CHOCOLATE CHICKEN $77.89
DANCING BANANAS $44.44
I ordered chicken congo lines and dancing bananas for dessert. I came home. I looked at Mount Everzest. It was GGGOOONNNEEE. Not the stuff on it.The MOUNTAIN. I told Tur and Tle and the Magic Chimney that it was gggooonnneee.
The Magic Chimney said that mountains move over time. Now it was in Los Angeles. I visited Los Angeles, and the mountain has the Palisades, part of Santa Monica, Westwood, and Brent Wood. I came back.