Once upon a time, there was a mustache who ruled the mustache world. He was chosen! He said the vomit mustache was going to be the next King Mustache.
“Hey, what about me,” said all the mustaches.
Chapter Two: The Mustache Race
“Just do a race,” said King Mustache.
Every mustache lined up to compete for the kingship while King Mustache faded away. They started. Blue mustache was in first, Red was in second, and Orange was in third out of 20 mustaches. Blue started to fade away. Then, Red started to fade away. Orange started to fade away, and then 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. Only last place, which was Black Mustache, made it to the finish. He saw another mustache who appeared there. It was the Horror Mustache. He had 50 scars, a tooth coming out of his nose, and he looked dull and gray.
Chapter Three: Horror is the Only One
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” said Black Mustache.
The Horror will take all the hair out of you. Oh no. Black Mustache, the coward, was dead.
Turns out, a man just shaved.