THE HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 1
Once upon a time, there was a haunted cheeseburger and he got eaten by a pack of fries!!! Butt, oh, the butt you know that isn’t the, “Oh, but I don’t want to,” it’s the butt on your bottom. Someone ate them before they could finish themselves. So after, he had to go to the bathroom and you know what, they did. But, sniff sniff, sorry, if you, sniff, can’t hear me well, this story is just sooo sad!!!
So anyway, they escaped from the pipes and they went to the Food Mart Valentine’s Day dance and had their moment but something happened. They realized that the ice cream cop that arrested Aaron when he took Ms. Potato Head the Pack of Fries in Part 1.
So they hid for hours to survive. But they ran to the Valentine’s Day dance and had the time of their lives and they kissed but that kiss ended up turning into them eating
each other!!! But wait, oh no!!! What happened? You will find out in Part 2.
HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 2
PREVIOUSLY ON HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER:
“OMG, WE’RE GONNA GET SQUISHED BY SOMEONE’S BUTT!” SAID AARON.
“I KNOW, LET’S GO IN THE PIPES!” SAID MR POTATO HEAD.
“WE’RE HERE AT THE VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE,” SAID AARON.
AND NOW THE PRESENT.
“OKAY, WE’RE HERE FINALLY AT THE VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE AT THE FOOD MART,” SAID AARON.
“OH MY GOSH, LOOK. THERE’S VOMIT CHEESEBURGERS. THERE’S FART PUNCH POOP CUPCAKES, AND AND FINALLY, PEE CHOCOLATE MILK,” SAID MRS POTATO HEAD.
“LET’S DANCE,” SAID AARON.
“OH NO!!! IT’S THE COP THAT ALMOST CAUGHT US IN THE LAST PART! WE HAVE TO HIDE, COME ON, LET’S GO BACK IN THE PIPES,” SAID AARON.
“NO, IT’S GROSS IN THERE. ROTTEN HOT DOG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
“HIDING FROM THE COP. SHE’S A PSYCHO. SHE WILL JUST SEE SOMEONE AND SAY, ‘YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!!!’ BUT I STOLE A COKE FROM THE FOOD MART BEFORE THE VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE AND THAT’S WHY SHE’S ON MY CASE.”
“BUT WHAT DID YOU TAKE FROM THE FOOD MART?”
“WELL YESTERDAY, I HEARD THAT THERE WAS GOING TO BE A DANCE AT THE FOOD MART. I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO GO BUT I NEEDED A DATE SO I STOLE MRS. POTATO HEAD,” SAID ROTTEN HOT DOG.
“HI.” THERE IS MUSIC THAT PEOPLE PLAY WHEN THEY FALL IN LOVE. “OMG, I MUST BE IN HEAVEN CAUSE I’M LOOKING AT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PACK OF FRIED POTATOES EVER.”
“WELL ANYWAY, THE COP IS GONE SO WE WILL GO BACK TO THE DANCE,” SAID AARON.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN PART 3! WILL MRS. POTATO HEAD AND AARON HAVE THEIR MOMENT AT THE UNDREAMABLE VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE AT THE FOOD MART OR WILL MRS. POTATO HEAD DUMP AARON FOR ROTTEN HOT DOG?
OH AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE A DOG THAT IS SUCH A GOODY TWO SHOES IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK. TAKE YOUR DOG TO ISLA’S UNBEHAVED DOGGY DAY CARE.
HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 3
“So, Aaron, will you accept Mrs. Potato Head to be your yummy wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“And Mrs. Potato Head, do you accept Aaron to be your husband”
“I d — ”
“Hey, Mrs. Potato Head, what the heck are you doing here?”
“Oh, um, Rotten Hot Dog, what are you doing here?”
“I’m picking up my wife, wait. Rotten Hot dog — wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Mrs. Potato Head, what is he talking about?”
“I’m sorry, but I married him at the Food Mart at the pre-Valentine’s Day dance and I agreed to go with him to the real dance in a month. I’m so, so sorry but I have to go with my real husband… ”
“Well, what am I going to do now? We already got a mansion… ”
“OMG, Aaron, I do. Yes, yes, yes, we’re married, let’s go to our mansion, and Aaron, since we’re married, can you go to the Valentine’s Day dance with me?”
“Of course. Yes.”
Read more in Part 6 where they have their moment at the Valentine’s Day dance (the real one) and move into their mansion or will a Rotten Hot Dog ruin everything and steal his woman back?
I know your address, you guys, you are in big trouble. This is your last chance to go to Isla’s inappropriate doggy day care!!
HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 4
Aaron: Come on, Mr. Potato Head, let’s go and boogie.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, uuuuum, Aaron, I have to tell you something. I have fried potato Itis.
Aaron: WHAT!!!
Mr. Potato Head: But only on you, not on Rotten Hot Dog, and when you have fried potato Itis, you can’t marry the person you’re with, so I’m super, duper, fruit-looper sorry, but I have to divorce you.
Aaron: But wait, I’m sorry.
Mr. Potato Head: It’s too late!! Hi, Rotten Hot Dog, wanna dance?
Rotten Hot Dog: Oh, you know it.
Aaron: Well, now what am I going to do?
Mr. Potato Head: Aaron. 1,2,3, APRIL FOOLS!! (JAZZ MUSIC.) We’re not really divorcing. I just wanted to get you really good and we’re having a pool party in our mansion tonight, and in the pool, I added some really cool lights and we will watch their favorite show.
Mr. Potato Head & Aaron: “NAILED IT!!!”
HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 5
Aaron: We’re finally home!
Mrs. Potato head: Y —
Mrs Potato Head’s soon-to-be husband: Mrs Potato Head, what are you doing!?
Aaron: Mrs Potato Head, who is this?
Mrs. Potato Head: His name is Mike, he’s my-soon-to —
Mrs. Potato Head’s soon-to-be husband: She’s my soon-to-be wife.
Mrs. Potato Head: Yeah.
Aaron: But we’re married?
Mrs Potato Head: I’m sorry, I have to divorce you but you can come to the wedding.
Aaron: Well okay.
(5 hours later.)
Wedding Guy: Do you take Mrs. Potato Head to be your yummy wedded wife?
Mrs. Potato Head’s soon-to-be husband: I do.
Wedding guy: And Mr. Potato Head, do you —
Mrs. Potato Head: I… I… I do not, Aaron, I’m sorry, I don’t want to marry Mike. Let’s go home and watch —
Aaron: “Nailed it!!?”
Mrs. Potato Head: YES!
HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 6
Mrs. Potato Head: Um, Aaron? (As they are sitting on the couch watching “Nailed it.”)
Aaron: Yeah?
Mrs. Potato Head: Well, uh, you see, we have to break up.
Aaron: WHAT!!
Mrs. Potato Head: I’m sorry, it’s just I got engaged to someone else.
Aaron: What? But the Valentine’s Day dance is coming up so soon, it’s in a couple weeks.
Mrs. Potato Head: I’m sorry, I just- I have to do what’s right.
Aaron: Fine, I’ll break up with you and I never want to see you again.
Mrs. Potato Head: Wait no, Aaron, wait, this is a prank.
Aaron: Nope, I don’t care if it’s a prank, I don’t want to be with you anyway. You prank me constantly and you never ever appreciate me.
Mrs. Potato Head: OMG, what have I done? I can’t believe I just said that, I didn’t mean to break up with him. Oh my gosh, who made me do that?
Rotten Hot Dog: Oh who did that to you, you’re wondering? Well, me, I did it.
Mrs. Potato Head: AARON, WAIT!
Aaron: Mrs. Potato Head, what’s going on?
Mrs. Potato Head: Please take me back, please please please.
Aaron: Wait, what, why?
Mrs. Potato Head: It’s Rotten Hot Dog. I didn’t want to break up with you, he made me.
Aaron: Well of course I’ll take you back.
Mrs. Potato Head: Well let’s go home and watch —
Mrs. Potato and Aaron: “NAILED IT!”
HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 7
AARON: HEY, MRS. POTATO HEAD!
MRS. POTATO HEAD: HEY, AARON.
ROTTEN HOT DOG: YEAH, HEY, AARON!!
AARON: ROTTEN HOT DOG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ROTTEN HOT DOG: OH YOU KNOW, JUST CONTROLLING MRS. POTATO HEAD’S MIND.
AARON: WHAT?!
MRS. POTATO HEAD: HELP ME, AARON!!
ROTTEN HOT DOG: OH, MRS. POTATO HEAD. HE CAN’T SAVE YOU UNLESS HE STOPS ME.
AARON: THEN I WILL, HIYA!!!
ROTTEN HOT DOG: THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DEFEAT ME IS WATER. WAIT, I SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT.
AARON: WELL, THEN TAKE THAT! SWOOSH!
ROTTEN HOT DOG: NOOO!
MRS. POTATO HEAD: YOU SAVED ME!
AARON: YEP, NOW LET’S GO WATCH “NAILED IT.”
HAUNTED CHEESEBURGER
PART 8
AARON: IT’S MOVIE NIGHT, MRS. POTATO HEAD. (AS THEY ARE SITTING ON THE COUCH.)
MRS. POTATO HEAD: I’M SO EXCITED, I CAN’T BELIEVE WE HAVE 998,987 SEASONS OF “NAILED IT” LEFT! I’M SO GLAD WE GOT THIS SPOTLESS MANSION.
ROTTEN HOT DOG: YEAH, I’M SO EXCITED.
AARON: WHA… ??? I THOUGHT I, WAIT, WHAAA? I AM SO CONFUSED.
ROTTEN HOT DOG: OH, YOU SEE, I TRIED TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I WOULD DISAPPEAR IF I TOUCHED WATER, BUT REALLY, WATER MAKES ME STRONGER.
MRS. POTATO HEAD: SO YOU BAMBOOZLED US.
ROTTEN HOT DOG: I FOOLED YOU BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT BAMBOOZLED MEANS.
MRS. POTATO HEAD: BAMBOOZLED MEANS YOU FOOLED US BUT ALMOST DIDN’T, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS!!!
AARON: THAT’S NOT WHAT BAMBOOZLED MEANS, WAAAAAAAIT!
ROTTEN HOT DOG: WHAT!
AARON: WHEN WOULD YOU HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS THAT!!
MRS. POTATO HEAD: UUUUUUUUMM.
ROTTEN HOT DOG: OH YEAH, WE WENT ON A DATE YESTERDAY. WE HAD SPAGHETTI.
MRS. POTATO HEAD: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT WAS NOT SPAGHETTI, IT WAS ANGEL HAIR!!!
AARON: HOLD ON, YOU WENT ON A DATE!!!
MRS. POTATO HEAD: ROTTEN HOT DOG MADE ME.
AARON: CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF, DUDE?
ROTTEN HOT DOG: UHHHHHH, OH, SORRY, GOT TO GO.
MRS POTATO HEAD: WELL, STILL WANNA WATCH “NAILED IT”?
AARON: YOU KNOW IT.
MRS. POTATO HEAD: SEASON 2,013, EPISODE 5,976.