One day, a little girl named Emily decided to go for a walk. It was a nice day, and so Emily wanted to go to Central Park. So Emily went to her mom and said, “Mom can you take me to Central Park?” And her mom said, “Yes.”
So they headed out to the park and on the way there, an eagle swooped down and scared Emily. The eagle had a scratch on its nose, which made it look very scary, and it made scary noises and growls that sounded like, “RRR.”
After the attack, Emily was terrified, and she told her mom that she wanted to head home. But her mom wanted to take her to a big grassy field in Central Park with swings, and so she said, “It’s fine, let’s just move on.”
“Fine mom, but what if the eagle comes back?”
“It won’t. I promise, okay?”
“I believe you.”
Then Emily and her mom entered Central Park, and went to the grassy field. And then, the giant eagle was back to scare her!
Emily was so scared that she wanted to leave Central Park. The mom agreed to leave Central Park. On the way out, the giant came out and ate the eagle. The giant was so big. Emily saw Central Park was haunted, and she never wanted to go back. They went back home.
Then it was night, and Emily thought she was going to have nightmares and couldn’t fall asleep. But when it was morning time, she was so sleepy. The moment she went on the couch, she fell asleep. When she fell asleep, she woke up in the nighttime, and she heard so many strange noises that freaked her out, and she ran to her mom’s room. But she wasn’t there. She was so scared that she stayed in her mom’s room and didn’t go out. So she fell asleep in there.
“MOM! WHERE ARE YOU?”
Her mom was actually there, but it was too dark, so Emily couldn’t see.
Her mom said, “Lower your voice! I’m right here.”
“Oh, I didn’t see you there.”
And the mom was so mad that she said, “Go back to your room!”
Emily said, “No mom! Remember, there’s a monster?” So Emily begged her mom and said, “Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! I promise I won’t do it again!”
“I don’t care! Go to your room.”
Emily said, “Can I borrow a flashlight?”
“No.”
Emily was so mad that she didn’t even care, and she walked out. “I don’t care. I’m still going to walk out.”
When she walked out, she told her mom that she was going to walk, but she ran instead. She didn’t wake up that morning. Her mom came to her room to check on her.
And then Emily said, “Get out of my room.”
“Okay. But you can’t stay in there for long.” And then Emily’s mom said, “I guess you don’t want my homemade biscuits.”
And then Emily was so tempted that she ran out of her room. Her mom said, “Aha! What did I witness!”
“Okay I might have ran out of my room, but I could smell the biscuits a mile away. How can I not smell them?”
“Oh I didn’t know that.”
“Whatever, I’m still going to eat the biscuits.”
“Ok. They are on the dining table.”
Emily walked there and took a seat, and the moment she sat down, she heard something. She thought it was her mom making more biscuits until she asked her mom.
tap,tap,tap “Mom, are you making more biscuits?”
And her mom answered, “No.”
Then Emily said, “Look outside, mom… there’s an eagle!!!”
“No there isn’t.”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there’s an eagle in our window! Mom, how can we get it out?”
Then the eagle said, “I am watching you! You will be in my sight wherever you go. You can go to space, and you will not find me. I have a place where I can hide, and no one knows about it. Not even my family! Sometimes I don’t even know where my own house is, and sometimes I even have to sleep on a cloud because I don’t know where my own house is! Once I didn’t come to my house for a whole month!”
“Well, if you get lost again you can’t sleep in my house,” said Emily.
Emily’s mom went to the kitchen and got a broom and did this, “GET OUT. HAYAH!”
And then the eagle got hit off of the window.
The eagle was flying in the sky, and flew up again, and cracked their window sill, and said, “What was that for?”
The mom said, “What are you doing here? I thought I hit the jelly out of you!”
The eagle said, “Oh, I’m already dead. I just want to have company.”
Then the mom said, “Oh, why do you keep scaring us then?”
Then Emily said, “Yeah, why do you have a big scar on your nose?”
“Because when I was alive, I had an owner that was so mean, she threw a knife at my nose, but all I did was do my business on her bed! And as in business, I mean… you know… ” said the eagle.
The mom said, “You can stay a week here, but you can’t do your business on my bed, or Emily’s bed.”
Then the eagle said, “Ok, shall we get this party started?” He went to the kitchen and got the chips, and put them on the fan, and put the fan on, and then the chips flew everywhere!
The mom said, “Don’t make me change my mind.”
The eagle said, “Sorry, sorry.” He used his magic powers to clean up so fast, faster than a superhero. And the mom was speechless, the same was Emily.
Then Emily said, “Can you clean my room?”
“No, sorry, I only can clean up when I make a mess,” said the eagle.
Then Emily said, “Go make a mess in my room.”
“Of course not, then I’ll just have to clean up even more. How boring would that be?” said the eagle.
And then, secret agents knocked on our door and said, “We’re gonna need that eagle, and we DON’T take no for an answer.”
And then, the eagle hid under the couch and whispered to Emily, “Don’t tell them where I am because they will kill me. That is why I have a secret house.”
And then the secret agent told Emily’s mom, “When we find the eagle, we will feed it to a big giant.”
The eagle told Emily, “See, what did I tell you?”
“What was that?” said the secret agent.
Emily’s mom said, “That was nothing!”
The secret agent said, “Are you hiding something from me?”
“Of course not! See you later, come back tomorrow.” And she slammed the door. The secret agent was so upset that he didn’t even care. He used his weapon and kicked the door open.
He said, “I know the eagle is here. I am searching, whether or not you say no.”
First, the secret agent checked Emily’s room. Second, he checked Emily’s mom’s room. Third, he checked the kitchen. Fourth, he checked the living room.
Dun dun Duuuuuunnnn.
Emily said, “Hello, who are you? Nothing to see here, please get out of my house.”
She used her hands to push him back out of the living room, but then the eagle sneezed!
“AACHOOOOOO!”
Then the secret agent turned around, and flipped Emily with his hands.
He said, “Get out of my way, you’re wasting my time.” He went into the living room.
Emily said to her mom, “Mom, what should we do?”
“No worries, look! The eagle is flying away!” said her mom.
Then the evil agent spy said, “We need to get that eagle!”
He pulled a strap on his bag, and then wings came out of the backpack. And then he flew after the eagle! The eagle flew back to his home, but then he didn’t know where his home was because it was hidden in camouflage! He instead went to a dead tree and camouflaged with that because it was brown, white, and black.
When the secret agent got near the home where the eagle was flying, he said, “Where did the eagle go?”
So he used his watch to scan everywhere, and he saw that the eagle was camouflaging with the tree, but the eagle saw him coming closer, so the eagle flew off, back to Emily’s home, and the eagle hid in their dog cage since Coco died. So they stuffed the eagle inside. The cage was very big because a Sammy Smile can be up to eighty-five pounds! When the secret agent came back, he asked where the eagle was.
The mother said, “Nowhere, it’s just our dog Coco! You must’ve come to the wrong house!”
The family dressed up in wigs, so that the agent wouldn’t recognize them.
“Of course, I have! The person in the other house has brown straight hair. You guys have grey, black, curly hair.”
The agent knew it was us because we didn’t use accents, and then he pulled our wigs off!
Emily said, “It’s a miracle! I’m young again!”
The agent said, “Where’s your dog?”
Emily said, “In China.”
He said “I know you’re lying.”
Emily said, “Fine, she is in California getting a doggy groom.”
Then the agent believed them because they gave him the location and why the dog was there. So he flew off!
The eagle said, “Thank you.”
But really it was just a hologram! The agent was really under the couch the whole time! So really, he knew where the eagle was!
“Get out of my way where is the dog cage?”
“Nowhere,” said Emily.
The End