“Remember us? The sisters Lucia and Julia. We used to live on a couch, but we quit it. So we are going on a quest to find our parents, with our maid obviously.”
Julia and Lucia are sisters. They live on a couch. They have one maid to bring them food, clothes, and a potty.
Julia said, “Bring me some chips!”
Then the maid said nicely, “I’d rather not because I brought you food 20 minutes ago.”
Lucia needed a pencil so she yelled at the maid, “BRING ME A PENCIL!!!”
Then the maid said, “You need some exercise, so your mom and dad are going on a business trip and I am going to ask if I can get off haha. They are going to be gone for 8 months, and I will be off 8 months.”
Julia said, “I will make a stove on the couch.”
The maid yelled, “Who is going to get the stove?”
Then Julia said, “Oooooooooooo!!!!”
So their parents got on the plane and the maid went to Paris, so they lived for 3 months so far, then they got really hungry!!! So Lucia gave up. She had to get up because she was starving and thirsty.
Julia would not get up. She said, “I will stay here until I die.”
Lucia said, “But I do not want you to die. Remember we are immortal.”
“WHAT! We are immortal?”
Lucia yelled, “Ooooopppppppppssssssss! I was not supposed to tell you that.”
Julia got so so so so upset that they were immortal. They were immortal, but they still aged. It was a little weird. They still got taller and got fat.
The maid did not know that they were immortal, so when the maid was back from her vacation she did not believe that Julia stayed on the couch for so so so so so so so so so so LONG. So the maid was like thinking in her head if she actually stayed on the couch for that long, and plus she didn’t switch positions. She thought and thought, but she could not figure it out, but she longed to know what was going on. Julia was still shocked about the immortal thing.
But then Julia screamed out, “I do not want to be immortal!”
Then the maid heard everything.
Lucia said, “Noooooooo! The maid heard!”
That day they wondered where their parents were, then they saw the news on tv that there was a plane crash, but they did not survive. The girls were devastated because their parents died and they had to live with a rude maid for their lives.
The maid said, “I quit.”
“YES!” said the girls. They were really happy.
While Lucia was jumping up and down on her bed, Julia was still sitting on the couch. The maid was going to leave the next morning because the maid was like their mom. The maid rushed to the airport, then Lucia ran outside and screamed, “Do not go!”
Then she broke into a random car [the keys were in the car]. She had good driving skills and she got the maid in time. The maid agreed to stay. They went back to Lucia. They lived a nice life then dun dun dun.
Lucia mentioned that their parents were immortal, so they did not die. Julia thought that they were on a fancy island. The sisters did not care as much now because they know that their parents are safe, and that is the story of the couch girls [Julia is still sitting on a couch].
Remember us? The sisters Lucia and Julia. We used to live on a couch, but we quit it. So we are going on a quest to find our parents, with our maid obviously.
“We gotta find them!” Julia thought that they were at a secret island. “We are going to search the world just for them. We are leaving tomorrow. The maid told us that she used to be a flight attendant.”
The pilot sold the plane to her for very cheap, like 1000 bucks. Then the maid took a flight lesson, then she was a pilot. She thought it was too much, so she went on the Internet, found a job that said maid, and that is the story of most of her life.
The sisters got packed and ready to fly. They were a bit scared because she had not controlled a plane in 10 years. She was nervous too, but nothing could stop them from finding their parents, so they set off on their 10-hour trip. They got on the plane. They kept asking each other how much longer, but at least there were movies on the back of the seat.
“Ahh!” they screamed.
“There is a bit of turbulence!” the captain/maid said.
Then crash! The plane fell in the water, but thank god they were close to an island. They swam until they reached the island. Finally, they reached it.
They were so happy they were immortal, however the maid was not, so she drowned.
The girls did not like that they were on their own. The island was like a big forest. There were berries that they could eat and the salt water they could drink. They did not really want to drink the salt water, but then they remembered that they were IMMORTAL!!! YAY!!!
So they still starved, but did not die. There was a coconut tree on the island. They cracked it open and water came spilling out. The sisters saw two people on the island across from them. They headed over there, but they were two bandits so they took a run for it then they ended up on a different island.
Then they saw their mom but no dad. They hugged each other.
They asked, “Where is dad?”
Mom said, “He passed on the plane crash.”
“I thought dad was immortal?”
“No. He was not.” She asked Julia, “How did you know that we are immortal?”
“Ummmmm.” Then she pointed to Lucia.
Lucia put her hands up. Mom was not disappointed because she had to find a way to tell Julia because she always wanted to live but not be immortal. Then they started crying. They really missed Dad. They thought he was immortal, but he was not, so it was very devastating.
They got on a pirate boat and got to the house. There was a lot of seasickness that I do not want to explain. It took a week to get home, but they made it.
They walked through the door and Dad was a ZOMBIE!!!!!!!
Julia and Lucia were terrified!! Their father died! Ok, they got over that eventually, but they would never get over that their father was a ZOMBIE!!!!!
Zombies usually look like they have been beaten up, but he was dressed in a nicely tailored suit. Mom shouted how much money. Dad was not normal. He was see-through and he had mental issues now sadly. We are lucky to even have him here right now.
“Dad!!!” Julia said, sitting on the couch but not forever anymore.
Dad was going to the park and killing the kids there. He has super strength now, so he suffocates the kids with his hands. Then parents started calling the police.
“Ooooh nooo.” Julia called Mom and Lucia. They came as fast as they could, but they did not make it in time.
He was already handcuffed and in the police car.
They went to the police station the next day and tried to explain that Dad has issues and he is a robot. They lied about the robot because they wanted to take him out of jail, but it did not work, but it was reasonable.
Then the officer said, “If he is a robot, why do you need him?”
“Umm BECAUSE HE IS MY DAD.”
The officer said, “You lied. You said he is a robot and that is illegal.”
Yay they were in the same jail cell as Dad.
So they were trying to escape out of the window with Dad’s super strength. They were secretly going out, but then lunch came early.
Then they had no lunch and no food for the rest of their lives, but they were immortal so they will live. Then they tried a different way to escape. Then Dad unlocked the lock on the door, but there was someone at the front desk, so that did not work .
The third time, they went on a trip outside for fresh air. But the police was guarding them, but he was dumb and he was on his phone, then he started sleeping. Yay! That policeman took their wallet and used all their money, then revenge!
They took his wallet then went to the most fancy restaurant ever. After that, they went on a luxury vacation. They flew first class each 8,000 dollars. So all in all, it was 32,000 dollars. The vacation was to the Carribean. They were sitting for 5 hours when they got the food from the stewardess. It was pasta with tomato sauce on it with a side of cheese. The dessert was lemon pudding with chocolate sprinkles. Lucia and Julia went around the plane asking for second lemon puddings, then the flight attendant said to sit down if there is turbulence. The first time they ignored her, but then the plane was shaking, then they were scared. They went to their parents, but they took Dramamine to make them fall asleep. Then a flight attendant walked by.
It was the maid.
They started yelling, “Maid maid!”
The maid fainted. The girls were shocked about the maid. They thought she was dead. Then she woke up and she passed them. The pilot on the plane fell asleep, and the plane rushed down to the ground.
The pilot woke up when it fell on the ground. It was a long way from the airport, and it was a lot of nausea. The sisters threw up a few times.
And that is the end of my story. They learned that they should always listen to the maid.