“He was drinking his drink when a bad alien came in and kicked open the door. This alien was from a different planet. He looked even uglier than Sammy because he was from a different planet where they have three tentacles, one eye, and are very tall, as tall as a regular human. This other planet called Zorg is as big as Jupiter.”
Once there was a space creature, Sammy, flying around when he saw a restaurant and said, “Boy, do I want a root beer.”
So he flew in and parked his spaceship. The space creature had three eyes and a spacesuit on. He was small, like half of the size of a human child.
Then he sat down and ordered the root beer. He looked around at everyone. They were also space aliens. They all looked alike because this was their home planet. The home planet was called Borg, which is three million miles from Earth.
He was drinking his drink when a bad alien came in and kicked open the door. This alien was from a different planet. He looked even uglier than Sammy because he was from a different planet where they have three tentacles, one eye, and are very tall, as tall as a regular human. This other planet called Zorg is as big as Jupiter.
The alien from Zorg was Sammy’s enemy named Ryan. They were enemies because Zorg was trying to take over Borg because Zorg wanted more land. Borg was also very small, and they also wanted more land. They wanted to also take over Zorg. They were fighting over each other’s planets.
Then, Ryan dove for Sammy, and yet Sammy was small, so Ryan missed and hit his head on a restaurant chair. Sammy jumped on him and trapped Ryan in a headlock. Then Ryan elbowed him in the stomach. Sammy jumped up and punched him in the chin. And Ryan’s tooth came out of his mouth. And then he got mad because his tooth flew out of his mouth. He punched Sammy in the stomach. Sammy ran and grabbed his root beer and headed to his spaceship. Sammy quickly blew up his spaceship before Ryan got in.
Ryan wasn’t yet inside, so he lived. He kept a mini-spaceship in his pocket just for this reason. So he pressed the button, and then the spaceship appeared. Then he drove it and took a shot on Sammy’s spaceship, but he missed. Then Sammy took a shot on Ryan’s ship, and it barely hit. Then Ryan flew his ship in the air and left his ship hovering and opened an exit door to jump on Sammy’s spaceship and started punching Sammy’s window. Then Sammy turned his ship over, and then Ryan fell off. Then Ryan’s spaceship came back and saved him.
Then Ryan yelled, “This is not over!!!”
A couple days later, Sammy went back to the restaurant, and guess who was waiting there for him? It was Ryan!!! The fight continued.
Ryan dove for the legs, and Sammy jumped up, and then Ryan hit his head again. Ryan ran to his ship, and Sammy followed him. Ryan took a shot at Sammy as he was running up, but he barely missed. Then Sammy flew up and got instant air and then rolled down his window the old-fashioned way. Then he pulled out a laser gun and started making the ship spin and started shooting his laser gun. The gun froze the person who was hit for all time. He got a couple hits in before he had to reload. By the time it had reloaded, Ryan’s ship was ready. He took a couple of shots.
“Yahoo!” Ryan screamed.
Sammy turned his ship to max speed and then rammed into Ryan’s ship. Ryan’s lasers went off inside the ship, and Ryan was frozen in space forever.