Characters:
ATHENA: War, wise
ARES: God of war
ZEUS: King of all god
HERA: Queen
HADES: Lord of the dead
APHRODITE: goddess of love
ACHILLES JR.: Achilles’ son, shy
The three Fates: CLOTHO, LACHESIS, and ATROPOS
Scene One
ATHENA and APHRODITE are in a fight over who is the most beautiful. It got so big ATHENA and APHRODITE started a war with the gods. They are in elementary school. ARES, APOLLO, ARTEMIS and their mother are on APHRODITE’s side. Everyone else is on ATHENA’s side. ZEUS and ACHILLES JR. are neutral.
At the school. In the gym during gym class. All the characters are there except ZEUS and ACHILLES JR. They are playing soccer. APHRODITE and ATHENA are the team captain choosing the people on their team.
APHRODITE
Ares!
ATHENA
Hermes.
APHRODITE
Artemis.
ATHENA
Hera.
APHRODITE
Apollo.
ATHENA
Poseidon.
APHRODITE
Leto.
They start playing.
ARES
You’re gonna lose!
ATHENA
We’re gonna win!
ARTEMIS passes the ball to ARES. ARES gets the ball and scores.
HERA passes the ball to ATHENA. ATHENA scores.
GYM TEACHER
Five minutes left!
HERA scores. They cheer.
GYM TEACHER
One minute left.
ARES scores for APHRODITE’s team. They go into overtime until the last minute of school. The game lasted 24 hours. HERA falls asleep in the middle of the floor. APHRODITE scores. Her team wins three to two.
It’s already the next day and they have art. ZEUS and ACHILLES JR. also in art class. ACHILLES JR. is painting like a normal person. ARES punches HERA in the face. She tries to punch him in the face, but she misses. APHRODITE uses her intoxicating perfume to make the teacher faint. HERA comes up to her and APHRODITE punches HERA in the face. HERA falls down bloody.
HERA
I hate everyone.
ZEUS
Well we shouldn’t say mean things!
ARES
We should have a war, Hera. I’ll send you to Hades!
ATHENA
Having a war is not wise.
HERA
Who do you think you are Aphrodite!
APHRODITE
Goddess of beauty and love!
ACHILLES JR. is going home to get his lunch, which he forgot. He is walking through the woods near the school. POSEIDON kills ACHILLES JR. by throwing his trident in his heel.
POSEIDON runs away to Mount Olympus.
The three Fates, CLOTHO, LACHESIS, and ATROPOS are on the end of the earth. They cut the string. See ACHILLES JR. with blood gushing out of his heel.
HERA
Oh no! ACHILLES JR. is badly hurt.
APHRODITE
Whatever, he’s not even beautiful.
ATHENA
We don’t want any more mortals to get badly hurt!
ARES
Okay. I don’t want to drain all my powers for this little fight.
HERA
Little fight? This was the biggest fight ever!
The End