“Glooey Glob is a very weird alien, as you probably already know. He’s green, like normal aliens, and his name is Glooey Glob.”
Glooey Glob is a very weird alien, as you probably already know.
He’s green, like normal aliens, and his name is Glooey Glob.
He can transform into any forms he wants, like a tiny skyscraper, or a scary monster with razor-sharp teeth. (If you touch them, they feel so squishy and sink back in)
Glooey Glob wants to be able to do something else than just show off; he really wants to eat human food.
For him, it’s like, well, he doesn’t know because he never tried, but it looks and smells so good.
Oh! But how is he able to smell? Good question.
He thinks of transforming into a mouth, tries to put food in it, but before he can do anything, the mouth sticks back together.
The substance of his body is made of this kind of weird jello that you can see through, except with a weird eyeball in the middle. Glooey Glob can’t talk (but he can scream).
He can’t eat because he has no mouth, though he does not need to.
Well actually, he can have a giant mouth that squishes down right when something goes in it!
One day, Glooey Glob gets up, but when Glooey Glob gets up, for him he just transforms into something taller than a squishy puddle.
Today is a big day, the day to do his plan he has been working on for weeks, the day he gets to eat foooooooooddd!!!
To hold his mouth when he is going to eat food, he thinks of putting sticks to keep it up.
But then, there is another problem.
He sees there are a lot of humans near the human food.
So, he goes to his old friend, whose name is Non Glooey Glob (he is not glooey),
and borrows human clothes.
Glooey Glob goes out and would go and get some food, except he realizes he has no human money.
Then, he sees someone taking out money from their bag, and rushes up, secretly takes the bill, and gets back to buy some food.
Except, he steps on the person’s foot and the human says,
“Help someone is stealing my money!”
Every single human looks at Glooey Glob, and Glooey Glob is scared he will be discovered, so he stands as still as a stick.
The problem is, when he thinks about a stick, it makes him transform into a stick!
So, the clothes he is wearing fall off and everybody sees he is an alien, and they all scream out,
“An alien! An alien!”
Weird things called cars with lights flashing and people in blue start coming out,
So, he thinks that transforming into a tree, and blending in with the other trees around would maybe make them not see him.
But, apparently, his idea is bad because a tree cannot move.
He is taken by the humans in blue, and brought to this weird place with metal bars in front of him, a bed that he did not know how to use, and toilets that he thought might be a good way to take a bath.
After he has enjoyed his small bath, he does not know if the bars were supposed to stop him from leaving or not, but he just transforms into a snake and slides through them to then transform back into a human-ish form.
He starts walking around, looking for something to do.
He sees a door with a sign that says “cafeteria” and thinks it might be good to investigate.
But when his one eye sees what is inside, he runnnnnns in, and screams
But the only sound that comes out is,
Because, remember, he can’t talk.
Well after that you would think there would be no food left, but the problem is when Glooey Glob eats, the food has nowhere to go, so it just shoots back out with slimy bits on it.
So after a few minutes, all that was left was food everywhere, a nice and happy Glooey Glob, and a very mad cook.
When the cook sees Glooey Glob, he runs and says, “Help, guards, help!!!”
A bunch of humans in blue come and take Glooey Glob to a room almost the same as the other one, with a bed and toilets (for him a small bath). The only thing that is different is instead of metal bars, there is a door.
This time he was sure he was not supposed to escape.
He thinks humans are dumb because there is a latch that can be opened on the side of the door, so he opens it to escape, but on the other side is a tray of food, so he takes it and swallows it instantly.
After that, he hears the bell ring, and out of nowhere a voice says, “Lunchtime! Everybody head to the cafeteria!”
So, he remembers the word on the door and runs to the door! He sees a bunch of other prisoners.
They all have an orange outfit, and he is jealous he didn’t get one.
When Glooey Glob first arrived, they were about to give him one of those outfits, but he doesn’t get why they took it back after trying it on (because he obviously did not fit).
In the cafeteria, after about five minutes, all that was left was a bunch of humans in orange lined to the wall, trying to dodge from the food flying everywhere, that obviously was Glooey Glob eating.
This is what happens when Glooey Glob eats: it looks like a giant monster with a thousand hands (not exaggerating).
Each of them is holding a piece of food, trying to be the first one to put it in the big mouth that was not even chewing them, but ejecting them right out.
After a while, more humans in blue came and when they saw the mess, they ran out.
A week went by, every day the same, the humans eating and eating the same food in the cafeteria. every human in the prison left giving the whole prison to Glooey Glob.
But this day is special because a lot of humans in blue come and have this pokey thing that they use and poke the jello, and then Glooey Glob passes out.
Glooey Glob wakes up in a circular room, but before he can do anything, there is a big rumbling sound and then,
“Five, four, three, two, one, blast off!!!”
Glooey Glob goes to a window that is circular and when he looks out, he sees blasts of smoke and fire under him.
Then he realizes that he is moving upward toward the sky, and suddenly he is scared that he will never come back.
It has been a week, and Glooey Glob has just been sitting there the whole time in the circular room.
And then he suddenly sees an opening in the ceiling that he never saw before.
So, he tries going through it.
When he goes through it, he sees a lot of humans running around, some of them pushing on buttons all around, some of them putting on weird suits, and some of them eating food!
He has missed that thing for so long!
So he runs up to it and grabs it, and doesn’t even worry about making a mouth. He just sticks it into his skin and it shoots right back out. Every human looks at him with a scared look, and all of them disappear into a different room.
But then, he realizes no one is pushing the buttons!
And the whole place is starting to slow down!
He thinks, “Oh, if I control this thing, I can bring it back to earth.”
So, he starts pressing weird buttons, but when he presses one button, he hears a loud screeeech from the door the humans went through, and the door detaches, and on the other side he sees darkness.
After looking for a few more seconds, he sees the part of the spacecraft that detached and thinks it is pretty funny, that it is just this weird square thing in the middle of nowhere.
So, he just goes back to his work, pressing buttons.
After a few more buttons, the spaceship kind of turns right, and after a few more minutes, he starts getting really hot, and sees this giant ball of fire.
And he’s heading straight for it!
But, when he’s about to touch it, the spaceship just starts disappearing into smaller pieces, kind of like melting metal.
But then, he touches the hot surface.
For him, it’s as if he was taking a little bath, just a little hotter.
After a while, swimming underneath, he starts feeling that heat go into him, like starting to actually feel the heat.
So, he tries weirdly swimming back to the surface of the fire and lava.
He bursts out, and instead of him starting to go back in, he just flies away, towards nothingness.
After a day of flying and nothingness, not being able to do the slightest thing, he sees a giant rock flying in the middle of nothing, and he is about to collide with it.
He wants to dodge it, but in nothingness, he can’t move.
So, he splats straight into the rock, and re-forms immediately, but then he feels the rock moving really fast, and he’s being pulled with it.
He can finally kind of move around on the rock.
He sees it’s way bigger than he thinks. It’s about 30-feet long, and 15-feet high.
And then he sees a small hole in it. When he goes in, he sees this really weird kind of creature that has eight eyes, and one leg.
So, he comes up to it, and asks what’s going on, and then he says “Hello, what is this place?”
But all that comes out is “Greak, glaa as scke ascrh.”
But surprisingly, the other creature seemed to understand, and responds,
“Rekiegl rk ro kreak rkar!”
Which means, in Alien language, “Welcome to my giant rock!”
Glooey Glob says, “Do you know how to go to earth?”
Alien says, “Simple! You just use my teleportation machine!”
Glooey Glob says, “What is a teleportation machine?”
The alien says, “It’s a machine that will transport your body in a second to anywhere you want. But I can only take you to the moon, because I don’t want to be seen on earth.”
“So, can I use your machine?” Glooey Glob says.
“Aw, you don’t want to stay for a little longer?” the sad alien says.
“Well, I really want to eat food, and I’m really going to die if I don’t eat food,” Glooey Glob says. (Even though he does not need food).
“Well, okay, follow me!” says the alien.
He brings Glooey Glob into this stone cavern, and through the side, there’s what looks like a toilet.
Which is what Glooey Glob thinks is the bath.
The alien brings him to the toilets, and pushes a button next to it.
And says, “To the moon!”
The water in the toilet turns purple, and the alien jumps in.
Glooey Glob follows.
It feels like something is sucking him through nothingness, but it’s not like nothingness he’s been around; it’s purple nothingness.
Glooey Glob gets up and sees he’s on another asteroid, but this one is way, way, way bigger, and in the distance, he sees… earth!
Next to him is the sad alien and the toilet.
The alien says “Well, good luck,” and jumps into the toilet, disappearing with it.
Glooey Glob looks around and notices a stick with a piece of cloth on it near a spaceship, and humans around it jumping really high.
But these humans are not normal humans — they have giant helmets that have a big piece of round glass and they are way bigger and have white suits.
Glooey Glob, knowing that the humans will probably run away when he gets close, stays far away, but get closer and closer to the spaceship.
When he gets there, he goes in, notices a human, but doesn’t mind, and goes to lock the doors.
When the human sees him lock the door, he gets all scared, and screams out for the other human, but it’s too late!
The spaceship starts going up as Glooey Glob starts pressing button after button in the control room.
The humans that are still on the moon try jumping up towards the spaceship, but without luck, and fall back down, and stay there forever.
Another two days passed and Glooey Glob finally managed to tell the human to go back to earth, because obviously the spaceship is just going in a circle right now, with Glooey Glob controlling it.
The human is really scared, but he still controls the spaceship back home, because this monster is going to be rewarded for bringing it back to earth.
So, another day passes, and Glooey Glob finally sees clouds around, and well, the human says something weird like, “Take this parachute and jump off!” but Glooey Glob doesn’t get what he means, and he is thinking to go eat tacos.
The human starts running around the ship, grabbing weird material, and then he says, “Gooooo!” and jumps off the ship.
Glooey Glob thinks this is a little weird, because he noticed the humans aren’t as squishy as him, and will probably not manage to survive the hit. But, he doesn’t care. He’s jumping off to go get tacos.
After a few minutes of freefall, he sees the human flying around with giant wings that are like 10 feet over him, and is wondering how the human is holding onto them.
But, he doesn’t know what is happening, so he just forgets about the human, and finally lands on a weird blue surface he’s never seen before, besides in a bath. So, thinking it’s bath time, he does his usual bath, splitting into 15 pieces, and then splitting into another five pieces, and the biggest piece is juggling with the smaller pieces. After a while, the human finally arrives for bathtime, but he looks like he’s scared of the bath, because he goes onto a little floaty that is yellow with two other humans in it, and they are looking like they were waiting for him.
The boat starts going toward Glooey Glob, and Glooey Glob, thinking it is a scary monster that is ruining his bath, tries going away, but because he is thinking of an elephant, but it’s really not working to try and swim away.
So, they grab him, put him in the boat, and the boat starts going back towards a big tall mountain that he recognizes as the mountain right next to his house!
Getting there, he starts walking towards the mountain, and wanting to say goodbye to the humans for bringing him back home, tries to do a nice hug.
But, the humans are super scared of being hugged by a giant jello monster, and take out a weird looking item, click on a button on it, and a weird black ball shoots out of it, and goes through him.
Thinking it’s a funny thing, he transforms into a piece of cheese with a bunch of holes that are the same size as the black ball.
The human, looking even more scared, starts running away with his two other friends. Not really caring about what he was doing, he starts walking home, maybe, just maybe, having fun with a few more humans walking past.
But, without taking too much time, he arrives at his house and notices a small piece of paper on his doorstep (which is a mousehole).
The thing is, he has a giant underground castle, but a super small door that is the size of a mouse hole.
Glooey Glob transforms into a snake, passes through the door, grabs the piece of paper along the way, but has a hard time fitting it through the hole.
After a few attempts at pulling it as a snake, he thought of transforming into a pair of big tweezers, which was way easier than to grab the piece of paper.
When he reads it (it is in Alien language) he notices it is a recipe for cake!
Which he remembers as Foooooooood!
And realizes the person who sent it is his friend, Cakeman.
Glooey Glob is so happy to be home, especially to be able to make cake.
But, that’s another story.