“The two queens were neighbors. They hadn’t met yet, because between their castles there was an enchanted wall that was built by a wizard, and also, they were too busy taking care of their baby girls, ruling their kingdoms, and doing whatever it was that all of the powerful and amazing queens did, like teaching their daughters magic!”
This story draws inspiration from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
Grammy White and the Seven Foxies
Once upon a time, there was a great, sweet queen who gave birth to a very sweet baby girl named Grammy White. Also, there was once an evil queen who gave birth to an evil baby girl named Snow Black. The two queens were neighbors. They hadn’t met yet, because between their castles there was an enchanted wall that was built by a wizard, and also, they were too busy taking care of their baby girls, ruling their kingdoms, and doing whatever it was that all of the powerful and amazing queens did, like teaching their daughters magic!
One day, when Grammy White was twenty-eight years old, she asked her mom, “Wouldn’t it be nice to go over the wall and explore?”
“Yes, honey! But we’re too busy doing things, and besides, it’s better if we stay here, safe and sound,” the queen told Grammy.
On the other side of the wall, young Snow Black asked her mom, “Mom, wouldn’t it be nice to go to the other side of the wall? You could teach me how to cast a spell on people. Please?”
“Of course, honey! We’ll go next summer at 10:30!”
Then, the two queens went back to work.
Snow Black let out a huge sigh. Grammy White also did the same, but then, the girls suddenly cheered up, and each said to herself, When my mom is in bed, I will sneak over the wall and explore the garden on the other side of the wall.
Then, the girls ate their supper and pretended to be asleep. When the moms left, the girls put on their T-shirts with a huge heart on it, pulled a pair of jeans out, put on their flip flops, pulled their long, beautiful hair in a ponytail, and climbed out the window.
“Wow!” Grammy White said.
“Gross,” Snow Black said when she saw all of the gross pink and yellow flowers.
Grammy White decided to take a very fine walk in the garden, which was more like a forest, between the walls. While Grammy White was walking, she found a very cute cottage.
“How very odd!” she said.
On the other hand, Snow Black was running very fast. She was running to the other wall and didn’t even see Grammy White passing by! While Snow Black was running, Grammy White opened the cottage door. The door made a very loud creak!
Snow Black turned around and screamed at the sight of Grammy White!
“Well, hello,” Snow Black said to Grammy White.
“Hello? Who are you?” Grammy asked Snow Black.
“I might as well ask you the same question,” Snow Black said in her sweetest voice.
“Well, I’m Grammy White. Now, who are you?”
“Oh me! It’s better to not ask! Hehe!” Snow Black said while sweating with guilt. “Hey… I smell… I smell… I smell a good princess standing in front of me,” Snow Black said.
“Well, you sure do!” Grammy told Snow.
“Oh! Good to know!” Snow said evilly, for she had found the perfect person for her mom to cast a spell on.
Grammy White was surprised by the sight of seven talking foxies.
“Hullo! You have entered MDLV!” one of the foxies with a pink nose said.
“MDL what?” Grammy asked.
“MDLV. It means 1555 in Roman numerals,” a grumpy-looking fox said. “No one ever comes to Synthia ever since the evil Veneficus came here and made everything so bright and happy. It was better when it was nice and shady, but now he’s banished from the forest.”
“Oh, well, can I stay here for the night?” Grammy asked.
“Only if you do our chores.”
So, Grammy stayed and did the chores, like sweeping and washing the dishes, and then slept.
Meanwhile, Snow Black was wondering which way to go to get home, for she had lost her way, so she cast a spell, so she could turn a stick into a GPS. “Verto hic scipio indu quidam via aquilex!!!” she said while sparkles appeared around the stick. Snow Black picked up what used to be a stick and went home.
Grammy White made friends with Grumpy and Happy the foxies. She was getting water when she heard, “Apples! Get your free apples!” and she dropped the bucket to get apples instead. Hopefully the foxies wouldn’t be mad for getting food instead of water.
“Excuse me, can I have a bite of an apple?”
“Of course!” Snow Black said when cackling in her head. (Snow Black put a sleeping potion on half of the apple.)
Grammy White took a bite and was fine. But when Snow Black took a bite, she fell asleep. Grammy White found Snow’s spell book and cast a spell to find the closest castle to stay in. She said, “Invenio unus castra etenim memet,” and found one. When she arrived with sleeping Snow, she met Prince Warren, and they immediately fell in love with each other. He let her stay.
“Where did Grammy White go???” Panic the foxie asked.
“I don’t know,” Grumpy said grumpily.
“Maybe she’s somewhere better!” Happy said, thinking of how happy she might be right now.
Oh, how much they missed her! Even Grumpy was crying!
Grammy White missed her friend foxies, and she felt bad for not telling them she left, so she wrote them a letter and gave them some chocolates and muffins.
I miss you guys a lot, but I have moved to Prince Warren’s castle. I hope you guys like the treats! Also, you can come over whenever you want!
Love, Grammy White.
“I told you that she is in a better place!” Happy told the other foxies.
“Let’s visit her today! She said we could visit anytime!!!” Grumpy said, surprisingly happily!
So, they started their journey. When the foxies arrived, the prince and Grammy were dancing! The dancing brought a tear to Grumpy’s eye!
“So sweet!” Grumpy said.
Then, Grammy saw them and said, “Hi, little foxies!”
But when the prince saw them, he screamed, “Grammy! Get away!”
But she told the prince that they were nice, so they got to live at the castle now.
Many years had passed, and Grammy was getting married.
“Grammy White, do you take Prince Warren for your handsome husband?” the priest asked.
“I do!” she said.
“And do you, Prince Warren, take Grammy for your loyal, royal queen?”
“You can kiss the bride.”
And they lived happily ever after. But Snow Black didn’t. She lived in the dungeon, still sleeping, of Queen Grammy and King Warren.