“In a world very, very far away, there lived an alien named AL. He was a very good Sweed, the species of alien. One day, he was in Sweed’s camp for boys. They were going to sell cookies to other Sweeds.”
In a world very, very far away, there lived an alien named AL. He was a very good Sweed, the species of alien. One day, he was in Sweed’s camp for boys. They were going to sell cookies to other Sweeds.
“Hello,” I said from the table to a man walking around.
“Hello,” he said back, staring straight at me. Trust me, it was creepy.
“Do you want some cookies? It’s only 20 ockes a b — ”
“Why?” I asked. I didn’t know anyone who would not take a box of cookies from us.
“Because I said so!”
I could not hold it in. I started laughing like crazy. “You never said ‘so!’” I managed to say. I thought that he would be smart enough to know that.
“Aahhh!” he yelled.
I noticed that he was getting bigger by the second. He was also getting boxier. He was a Gacter, the Sweed’s mortal enemy!
I did not know what to do. But then, I remembered our safety code.
“Ghfksotkswlbjsjuf!” I yelled.
This means that my friends would come and help me with what I needed. In this case, destroying the Gacter.
“Here!” said all of my friends, Fany, Eswat, Yater, and Gutony.
I told them about the problem. What happened next was awesome. First, you need to know that we have magic powers. When we think about a happy moment, a dim spiral of light comes out of our antenna and can destroy small life forms and plants. However, if we combine all of our spirals of light, we can destroy a Gacter, if we wanted to.
“Go!” I yelled.
All my friends did. I thought of when I won the SSEHC tournament and got a gold medal. A dim spiral of light came from my antenna, and same with my friends. It created a black ball of power, and then, bam!
“We won!” I yelled.
The Gacter was dead, and we were getting azzip (pizza) at the best restaurant. We did it.